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January 2013
2 posts
In a choice between Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Gerard Butler : Marry one, Fuck one ,Kill one and why?
Marry Gerard Butler, fuck Matt Damon, and kill Brad Pitt because Gerard Butler is one of the sexiest men alive duh and there’s already a song about fucking Matt Damon so it all works out.
December 2012
9 posts
Don't know if I speak for others, but seeing how pretty you are and how amazing of a person you seem to be :). Make more effort to post stuff on here, I like how real you are about yourself and the random funny things you post.
If this is who I think this is, I told you why I pretty much stopped using my tumblr and that probably isn’t going to change.
In the words of a virtual dog on love an affection: "You see, I'll put it in terms that you can understand. Let's say that love is like cucumber water, and affection is like banana custard. When I am thirsty, I can eat all the custard I want, but my thirst will never be quenched."
hahahhahahahahaha wtf is this lmao
You're very pretty and seem very sweet. What do you look for in a relationship or men in general?
Aww thank you :) Don’t really know why I didn’t see any of these messages until now :( ugh… Anyways! I can’t really say what I look for in relationships, but with men in general I like a guy that can make me laugh. That’s generally all it will take to get me to at least notice a guy lol. I also like deep voices and beards, other than that can’t really say much besides it helps if he’s nice, and he’s got to be able to make his own decisions and stuff.
How come you never post anything anymore :(?
Because the Google Chrome add-on I used to use for tumblr stopped working with tumblr’s last update a while ago :(
All hail Queen Sharkie! <( O .o)>
thanks steam friend!! lol can’t quite figure out which one you are xP
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! :D
merry christmas :o lol sorry this is so late!
K, well InteResting BodY paragraph. Though, now I feel a bit odd. (This isn't supposed to be a question, but feel free to put a ? at the end)
lol kirbz you’re such a weirdo
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”
—For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It
by Carol Diehl (via agentlesoul)
by Carol Diehl (via agentlesoul)
I'm sorry.
I am the world’s biggest fuckin idiot.
November 2012
2 posts
How are you?
I’m alright, thanks. How are you?
IF YOU VOTED FOR ROMNEY THEN YOU DESERVE TO continue with your daily activity and enjoy your day because while i might not agree with your views that doesn’t mean its ok for me to wish you would be brutally murdered
